FUNNY DOG CHART

1. Get up. Go to food bowl. Wait for slave to place something good in bowl.
2. Next, hack up an old bone.
3. Go to sleep.
4. Wake up from 3 year old kid yelling for me to get up.
5. After dinner peek up at table. Steal a t-bone. Run for life.
6. Bump into bigger dog run for back door. Slam into back door.
7. Get balance back.
8. Back door is shut. Whine with t-bone in mouth.